Hmmm, what are you thinking?  What do you want from me?  I know these are the questions that float around my hubby’s head from time to time causing him anxiety. “Is she angry? sad? tired? oh wait, I think she’s hungry, I need to give her space and a sandwich.”  Answer: none of the above.  I’m actually feeling a lot of love and I want to cuddle.  Honestly, men should just ask. Studies show that they are at a disadvantage when it comes to reading faces.  Bloggers are also at a disadvantage for obvious reasons.

What the hell are you thinking?

This blog is dedicated to alignment and reproductive and digestive health, all of which are related in some way, but I would like to know specifically what you are interested in.  Is it fertility enhancement, doing away with painful periods, constipation, emotional stress held in the belly, internal organ education, pelvic floor health, optimal health through alignment…..?  I’d love to know, so please, please, please take a moment to fill out this one question survey.

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or else….

My niece will get MMA on your a**!

I’m not sure, but I think the one on the bottom is in distress (I can tell by the tongue sticking out and red face) and the little one is kind of enjoying herself.  Does anyone need a baby sitter?  I really would jump in to break up a fight before someone passes out.  Of course, only after I stop laughing and  photo document of the fight.

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